Not fa nuthin’ but did this off-season seem to take FA-EVA?! Well it don’t matta no moo-ah ’cause baseball is back! Go SOX!

P.S. As I’m writing this, the stupid Yankees ah down 5-3 in the bottom of the 6th. Gay-Rod already has an errah. Jetah’s bat can’t find the ball. And Posada’s still a bitch.