Archive for July, 2007

Scientology looks good on Katie Holmes.

Katie Holmes was always the girl next door that everyone secretly had a crush on.  I did.  You know you did too.  It’s cool.  Anyway, I don’t think it’s right that she’s being held captive by Scientologistman (Tom Cruise) and his evil cohorts (Victoria Beckham and Leah Remini), but she sure is looking pretty good lately.  Look here.  And here.  And here.  Giggity giggity.

“Autobots… Roll out!”

This is rich.

Andy’s a Dick

The Charli found this and said it needed to be forever memorialized by the nineonethree.  It should satisfy your Andy Dick fix for about the next 37 years.  So, uh, yeah.

Hot dog!

Can you imagine Kayla climbing all over this guy?!

“You can’t help these people.”

I never thought I’d see the day. And I ESPECIALLY never thought it’d be Skrint PC to do it, but it looks like corporate America is finally starting to grow a pair.

OVERHEARD AT WORK

“Hey, you know what would make this sex offender website alot more fun?” asked Johnny Cakes.

Thank you! Come again!

“Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!”

“O’ShaSho” is my NASCAR daddy.

O’ShaShoWith Shawn being in second place overall, with 3,769 points - and climbing, I think it’s only fair and in good sportsmanship to acknowledge that I may have under-estimated our dear friend O’ShaSho. I mean, it wasn’t long ago that he was picking people for his team that didn’t even qualify to race! And look at him now. I’m so proud! Anyway, I would like to take a moment to wish him success and say that I hope his beginner’s luck will continue through the second half of the season.




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