Archive for October, 2007

Happy Halloween!

Witchin’

Red Sox Rule!

In case you’ve been living in a cave [insert witty Osama bin Laden comment here] and missed the memo, the Red Sox won the World Series. Again. This must be how it feels to be a Yankees fan. Um, on second thought, eww. I feel dirty now. I’m gonna go. I need a bath. In Amonia.

P.S. Re-sign Lowell.

Hell! Damn! Fart!

F-n’ m’r-f’r son-of-a-@#$!

Santa Claus is a DJ

DJ SantaHave you ever wondered what Santa Claus does for the other 364-or-5 days of the year? As it turns out, he’s a DJ-for-hire (seen here at an HCA Family Picnic event), spinnin’ the one’s-and-two’s for you and yours. In Hawaiian shirts. And khakis.




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