Guys have the STUPIDEST bathroom habits. Fa rizzle.

First, alot of them have to put their hands on their hips and stand there like they’re king ding-a-ling, master of all things urinal. And they fart. They always fart. Then, they have to spit in the urinal. Then they flush WHILE they’re peeing (not after). Seriously??? What’s that about? And some of them make grunting and other awkward noises. One time, I even heard a guy talking to “himself”. I didn’t stick around to see if it talked back.