I know. That may sound strange at first. And let me clarify, I’m not talking about being a landscaper. I hate “landscaping”. I just wanna cut grass. Get me one of them giant lawn mowers the illegals use, and go to town. It’d be great! There’s no stress. No jackass people to deal with all day. I’d get to be outside. It’s great exercise. I could listen to the “iTodd” all day. I’d even get a bitchin’ farmer’s tan! C’mon, you know that sounds super HOTT!
Archive for July, 2008
This may sound trivial, But I hate washing my hands with cold water. It just doesn’t feel right. Or at all effective. In fact, the more scalding the water is, the better. Burn them public bathroom bacteria m’r f’rs! BUUURN!!!
