Archive for April, 2009

“Thank you for being a friend.”

“Golden Girl” Bea Arthur has moved up to the retirement home in the sky. (tear)

The Bumgarners have reproduced.

After a long, long, long night at the hospital, Mason Terry Bumgarner was born at some un-Godly hour in the middle of the night. The details are fuzzy at this point because I haven’t slept, but everyone is doing great, and the little guy will be out breakin’ hearts in no time.

Happy Easter!

Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
Because he didn’t want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.




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