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Happy father’s day to all the baby daddies out there. Here’s some light reading for ya.
Is it wrong of me to think that I only owe MY mom a “Happy Mother’s Day” and that everyone else’s mom is their own problem? Probably, huh? Fine…
“Happy Mama Day” to all my mama friends out there all across mama Earth!
Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
Because he didn’t want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.
Happy Valentines Day (to you)
Published by February 14th, 2009 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 0 CommentsWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?
It’s Groundhog Day again (pun free of charge) and the circus freak show was present and accounted for to welcome our boy Punxutawney Phil out of his winter-long slumber. Suffice it to say, Philsie ran back into his little crib and hit snooze.
(NOTE: I would like to submit for your approval, that we contract The Ultimate Warrior to dress up in a giant groundhog costume, raid handlebar-mustache-guy’s cot, drag HIM outta HIS house, and prop HIM up in the air like the Stanley Cup, and see how enthusiastic HE is afterward.)
(ADDITIONAL NOTE: I still can get past the handlebar mustache. Seriously dude, it’s 2009. Let it go.)
I know, I know. You’re feeling neglected. I haven’t given you much entertainment lately. MY BAD! I’ve been busy! What with being on vacation and all. But I’m here now! Better late than never, right? Right?! Don’t play hard to get. You’re here by choice!
BTW, happy new year! 
Happy Thanksgiving!
Published by November 27th, 2008 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 0 CommentsHow can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
I give you fun for hours!
