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Published by Todd April 12th, 2009 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 1 Comment

Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
Because he didn’t want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.

Published by Todd February 14th, 2009 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 0 Comments

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?

Published by Todd November 27th, 2008 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 0 Comments

How can you make a turkey float?

You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

Published by Todd February 14th, 2008 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 0 Comments

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”

Published by Todd December 25th, 2007 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 0 Comments

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy Claws!

Published by Todd October 31st, 2007 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 0 Comments

Published by Todd February 14th, 2007 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 0 Comments

What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!

Published by Todd December 25th, 2006 in Holidays and Jokes fa Days, This Guy. 0 Comments

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic