Good ol’ Josh, the prince of piss poor button pressing summed it up. “I’m a chicken pecker.” Yes. Yes you are.
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Jitterbug went out with a bang. “We can go and do it by the elevator if you want,” he said on his way out.
This one was all me. “I can get it in but it’s at the wrong angle.”
“The rear is manual ONLY”, declared Jitterbug — and it’s only Monday.
This is the best one I’ve heard in quite some time: “Does your mom like action?” asked Creature. Let the”Jeff’s mom” jokes commence.
“I’ll show you my stuff if you show me yours,” Keaonda said. “What can I say? He rubbed off on me!”
Come to find out, while I was gone, I missed some good verbal diarrhea. Here’s a recap:
• Lisa Anderson “Right Here” declared, “You’re goin’ deep on me again.”
• Wal-Mart chimed in with, “Oh, you’ve got ‘em doin’ it?”
• K/T-bot let it slip that, “I’m trying to find where it feels right.”
Jitterbug did it again: “The Washington Monument ended up in the Lincoln Memorial!”
Hilarity ensued when John’s user begged him, “Will you come in my thing, please?!” I can’t make this stuff up.
“That thing was so big, I couldn’t even put it in my mouth!” declared Johnny Cakes.
